Joke of the Day, May 10, 2011
Some elephant jokes… Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic! Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city? …A: Free Parking. Q: What do you…
Entertainment
Cold Case Haunts Inspector In “Cat’s Cradle” At Sierra Madre Playhouse
by Fran Syverson Sometimes a “cold case” can haunt a detective to where it becomes an obsession. For all the crimes he may have solved successfully, the unsolved one is what preys on his mind….
Joke of the Day, May 9th, 2011
The Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products and, since they already made the cases for pocket watches, decided to market compasses for pioneers traveling west. It turned out that although their…
Kiwanis Hold Chili Cook-off, Country Dance
Sierra Madre Kiwanis held their “Boot Scootin’ Dance and Chili Cook-off” at the Sierra Madre Room last night. There was a good turnout as every seat seemed to be filled. Winners of the Chili Cook-off,…
Joke of the Day, May 7th, 2011
Things that make you go hmmmm…. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If…
Taco Fiesta Opens for Cinco de Mayo!
Local musician Joe Ramsey was the first customer at Taco Fiesta this morning, as they opened for business for the first time. Joe picked up burritos “to go” for he and his wife. Just received…
Joke of the Day, May 5, 2011
There was a man who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. It used to bother a friend of his, so the friend suggested he see a doctor, and have his…
“Boot Skootin’ Chili Cookoff” Fundraiser This Weekend
The Sierra Madre Kiwanis Club will host its first annual “Boot Skootin’ Chili Cookoff” event this weekend, on Saturday May 7. This fundraiser will feature a chili competition with over a dozen chili recipes entered…
Joke of the Day, May 4th, 2011
One night a man was out for a night with some friends. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, he headed for home. Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the…
“Experience Magic!” at the Playhouse, May 15th
“Experience Magic!” a new musical including magic and illusion will take place at the Sierra Madre Playhouse on Sunday, May 15th. Three magicians from the famed Magic Castle perform dazzling illusions in this new hybrid of…
Joke of the Day, 5/3/11
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her feet, when a good fairy suddenly appeared before her and offered her three wishes. “Aw, go on,” the little old lady…
Joke of the Day, 5/2/11
Ariel (the mermaid) was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she didn’t want to dress properly, as did the other mermaids. Instead of wearing anemones to obscure her breasts, she…
Joke of the Day, 5/1/11
Dear Stone, Double homicide is no laughing matter. Sincerely, Two Birds
Joke of the Day, 4/30/11
So I went to see a dermatologist about a nasty red patch on my skin. I asked if it would get better, but he said he didn’t want to make any rash promises.
Community Invited to Festive Carnival in the Park
On Saturday, May 14, Sierra Madre Community Nursery School will host its annual Carnival in the Park with some good old-fashioned carnival games, tasty food and dessert booths, a plant sale booth, a hand-made item…