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Blackjack Online- Perhaps the most popular among the games that are played on the Internet . Unpredictability makes the game a real challenge for the players who are left guessing most of the times. Yet it keeps the mind preoccupied and is real fun having a bit of element of luck. 12. Super Mario World Revived- One Of the Great Game of Mario. 13. Who Wants to be a Millionaire- Answer 15 Questions to win 1 Million Dollors Fake but interesting game . More than 1500 Questions to play with. 14. Battle In MegaVille- An Interesting Fighting Game. 15. Cone Crazy- Be A Crazy Man and Crash All those Cones next to you in time. 16. Naruto Arena- A Multiplayer Naruto Game for you. 17. Tom and Jerry- A Strategy Game to trap Jerry. 18. Metal Slug Mario World- Another Mario Game. 19. Street Fighter Flash- A Fighting Game Famous too. 20. Prince Of Persia- A Good and Adventurous Game. 21. Batman- An Adventurous Game. Here Finishes My List…. Hope You Enjoyed It.. 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