{"id":1313,"date":"2011-04-29T06:05:05","date_gmt":"2011-04-29T13:05:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/?p=1313"},"modified":"2011-04-29T06:07:21","modified_gmt":"2011-04-29T13:07:21","slug":"joke-of-the-day-42911","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/?p=1313","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day, 4\/29\/11"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>Prince Stone had this enormous moth collection. He had large moths, small moths &#8211; moths of all kinds.<\/p>\n<p>When King Stone decided to retire and pass his crown to the prince, he told the boy he must first dispose of the moth collection and find another hobby.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why is that, father?&#8221;, inquired the prince.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Because&#8221;, replied the old man, &#8220;A ruling Stone gathers no moths!&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prince Stone had this enormous moth collection. He had large moths, small moths &#8211; moths of all kinds. When King Stone decided to retire and pass his crown to the prince, he told the boy&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[91],"tags":[28],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1313"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}