{"id":1510,"date":"2011-05-07T05:46:56","date_gmt":"2011-05-07T12:46:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/?p=1510"},"modified":"2011-05-07T05:46:56","modified_gmt":"2011-05-07T12:46:56","slug":"joke-of-the-day-may-7th-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/?p=1510","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day, May 7th, 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"><strong>Things that make you go hmmmm<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: #800080;\">&#8230;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays? <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">If all the world&#8217;s a stage, where is the audience sitting? <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">If God dropped acid, would he see people? <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too? <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things that make you go hmmmm&#8230;. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[91],"tags":[28],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}