{"id":1721,"date":"2011-05-14T06:27:30","date_gmt":"2011-05-14T13:27:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/?p=1721"},"modified":"2011-05-14T06:27:30","modified_gmt":"2011-05-14T13:27:30","slug":"joke-of-the-day-may-14th-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/?p=1721","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day, May 14th, 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, \u201cThis is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.\u201d The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, \u201cWhich do you want, son?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The boy takes the quarters and leaves.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat did I tell you?\u201d said the barber. \u201cThat kid never learns!\u201d Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The boy licked his cone and replied, \u201cBecause the day I take the dollar, the game is over!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, \u201cThis is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.\u201d The barber puts a dollar bill&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[91],"tags":[28],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1721"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}