{"id":1762,"date":"2011-05-16T05:06:02","date_gmt":"2011-05-16T12:06:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/?p=1762"},"modified":"2011-05-16T05:06:02","modified_gmt":"2011-05-16T12:06:02","slug":"joke-of-the-day-may-16-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/?p=1762","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day, May 16, 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear duck,<\/p>\n<p>Remember that night in Vegas?\u00a0 You have a son.\u00a0 His name is platypus.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely, beaver<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear duck, Remember that night in Vegas?\u00a0 You have a son.\u00a0 His name is platypus. Sincerely, beaver<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[91],"tags":[28],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1762"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}