{"id":1811,"date":"2011-05-19T05:41:57","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T12:41:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/?p=1811"},"modified":"2011-05-19T05:41:57","modified_gmt":"2011-05-19T12:41:57","slug":"joke-of-the-day-may-19-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/?p=1811","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day, May 19, 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, &#8216;Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?&#8217; He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.\u00a0 So I called him a pencil-necked geek.<\/p>\n<p>He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a doughnut eating lazy boy. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.<\/p>\n<p>Then he started writing a third ticket!\u00a0 This went on for about 20 minutes.\u00a0 The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn&#8217;t care.<\/p>\n<p>My car was parked around the corner.<\/p>\n<p>I try to have a little fun each day.\u00a0 It&#8217;s important.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[91],"tags":[28],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1811"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1811"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1811\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}