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\n>I wanted to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn’t in it.
\n>Had to fire my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way
\n>I used to be a hotel clerk, but quit when I realized I had reservations.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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