{"id":1864,"date":"2011-05-23T06:05:16","date_gmt":"2011-05-23T13:05:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/?p=1864"},"modified":"2011-05-23T06:39:24","modified_gmt":"2011-05-23T13:39:24","slug":"joke-of-the-day-may-23rd-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/?p=1864","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day, May 23rd, 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear reader,<br \/>\nIf life gives you melons, check to see if you&#8217;re dyslexic.<br \/>\nSincerely, lemons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear reader, If life gives you melons, check to see if you&#8217;re dyslexic. Sincerely, lemons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[91],"tags":[28],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1864"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1864"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1864\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}