{"id":1886,"date":"2011-05-26T06:37:44","date_gmt":"2011-05-26T13:37:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/?p=1886"},"modified":"2011-05-26T06:37:44","modified_gmt":"2011-05-26T13:37:44","slug":"joke-of-the-day-may-26th-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/?p=1886","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day, May 26th, 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">Women believe if a pet cat strays, it&#8217;s because of a lack of affection at home.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">Women believe if a pet dog strays, it&#8217;s because of a lack of affection at home.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">Women believe if a woman strays, it&#8217;s because of a lack of affection at home.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">Women believe if a man strays, it&#8217;s because men are scum.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Women believe if a pet cat strays, it&#8217;s because of a lack of affection at home. Women believe if a pet dog strays, it&#8217;s because of a lack of affection at home. Women believe if&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[91],"tags":[28],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1886"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1886"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1886\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sierramadrenews.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}