Joke of the Day, May 7th, 2011

Things that make you go hmmmm….

Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If all the world’s a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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