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Joke of the Day, May 27th, 2011

Alternate Definitions Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do. Baloney \buh-lo’-nee\: Where some hemlines fall Bernadette \burn’-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage…






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Joke of the Day, May 26th, 2011

Women believe if a pet cat strays, it’s because of a lack of affection at home. Women believe if a pet dog strays, it’s because of a lack of affection at home. Women believe if…


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Sierra Madre Police Blotter, 5/15/11 to 5/21/11

During the week of Sunday, May 15th, to Saturday May 21st, the Sierra Madre Police Department responded to approximately 273 calls for service. See crimereports.com for updated information. Tuesday, May 17th: 4:48 PM- Petty Theft,…



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Joke of the Day, May 24th, 2011

Out far away in the himalayas there was a small village that was constantly terrified by this terrible monster named the medecrin.  The medicrin would come down to the village once a week and eat…





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Joke of the Day, May 22nd, 2011

When Mr. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he’d lost his wife while scuba diving, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen. “We’re sorry to call on you at this…


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Joke of the Day, May 21, 2011

For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream and climb the Matterhorn. He hired a guide and just as they neared the top, the men were caught in a…