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Random
Observations by Pat Ostrye
What I Could Have, Might
Have, Should Have Done!!
After reading today's Parade Magazine with the annual report on What People
Earn, I'm sure half of the population is wondering, "why didn't we have this
kind of reference forty years ago?!" and the other half is deciding immediately
to guide their children into the entertainment world. I just realized there
were no athletes mentioned. Of course, that is another world altogether. If
their earnings were published, there would be no stopping the fathers of Little
Leaguers who are creating enough chaos in the field of sports as it is.
The
very prominent photo on the front page is of the 15 year-old singer who makes
$18.2 million!! All through the report there are entertainers of all ages and
descriptions making from $18,400 to Spielberg's $110 million. Meredith Vieira
makes only $10 million, while Dr. Phil comes in at $90 million.
In
the field of Health Care, the article states that Pharmacy technicians average
$12.32/hour, while medical transcribers can earn $17/hour. A Dermatologist
averages $390,274/yr and a plastic surgeon manages to get $412,000. Compare
that with the Hospital CEO who earns $91,400 and the Pediatrician getting
$180,000.
Now here's one for aspiring journalists: Comic-book publisher, $110,000. Moving
right along, how about getting some good training for our pets! Leona
Helmsley's dog makes $12 million.
When our youngsters were spending summers at recreation programs sponsored
by the Parks and Recreation Department, one of the little gals showed real
talent at the carom board. That was a sure signal for us to head her into the
magnificent table game of billiards. One of the front page photos proclaims a
woman billiard player making $650,000, while this young carom-player grew up to
be a teacher of ESL at the University of San Diego. However, I'll alert her;
she is still young enough to change careers.
Bounty Hunter, there's a great career, paying $74,000, but we should all
have been hedge-fund managers. Since it pays the really top money - $3.5
billion, just how does a hedge fund manager earn his keep?! I looked it up and
here goes, "to protect with qualifications that allow for unstated contingencies
or for withdrawal from commitment". I guess there isn't a quick course in that
type of money-making but Suzie Ormand of TV Financial Analyst fame would
probably have the quick answers.
I
know it's too late to help the next generation but perhaps I should forward this
copy of Parade to the grandchildren to give them a foot-up on just where and how
to pursue a super-lucrative career!!
Postrye@netscape.com
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